And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Okay, let me get this out there right now.
You all know about how much I ship swan queen now. Like, it’s definitely one of my otps of the damn show. But I know it’s not gonna become canon. Regardless of everything gay that WE see happening, canonically, Regina is not one of Emma’s love interests. Adam and Eddy have said this many times. Hook, on the other hand, is CANONICALLY Emma’s love interest at the moment. Hate it all you want, but you cannot deny that it is a fact. I do not ship CS, but I also understand that at this point in time, he is her love interest. Therefore, Jen is clearly gonna talk about things that are canon at the moment. With that, the interviewer is ASKING her about Hook. She isn’t straight up randomly bringing him up!!! She is being asked about him.
How is she being rude and disrespectful? Because she isn’t acknowledging a ship!? I’m sorry but that is not her job. Her job is the play the character she is given, and that’s it. She answers the questions given to her, and she knows her character better than ANY of us.
It’s so so silly to throw hate at someone when they are being perfectly kind about things. Especially in the same interview where she praises the fans for being so kind and thoughtful and everything.
Let me say again, that I SHIP SWAN QUEEN. I love Swan Queen. I see the gay as much as other sq fans. But I also accept that THAT isn’t what the show is heading towards. Fuck, maybe someday our dreams will come true and SQ will happen. But at the moment, it ISN’T and it’s unfair to punish the actors for focusing on what’s CANON and not FANON. If you wanna be upset, that’s fine. But don’t spread hate and certainly don’t be hateful directly to her. Because we, as a fandom, should be kind and spread kindness. NOT hate.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
Sometimes I get seriously concerned for the gaps in education in the wizarding system like I know that it’s supposed to be funny that Arthur Weasley doesn’t understand what a rubber duck is but there are some important things that Muggles teach that wizard children ought to know and I just wish…